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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
#im sorry i tried to let it go but its just so dumb#like someone points out the most obvious scam you could possibly think of#and gets shit for it#i guess ppl mean well but holy FUCK some of you are GULLIBLE#which is so much worse when you defend that thing when its pointed out to you with such vitriol#why babe
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Bruce, visibly overwhelmed by Emotions as he watches a ten-year-old Dick goofing around in the batcave: Alfred. Alfred I think I'd die if something happened to him
Alfred: *carefully doesn't say that he thought the same thing when Martha and Thomas placed a newborn Bruce in his arms for the first time because he knows that'll completely destroy the little emotional bandwidth Bruce has*
#dc#dc comics#batman#batman comics#batman and robin#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne is a good parent#good parent bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#dc robin#robin dc#alfred pennyworth#batdad#the batman 2022#the batman#batman 2022#battinson#timeline? what timeline?#alfred is immortal and has been around since bruce was a wrinkly little babe. why? because I said so
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*bites ur scruff*
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#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes#bg3#nsft#astarion#astarion smut#ok im gonna go take a nap b#tavstarion#astarion x tav#adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude
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“Good Luck, Babe!”
#parkour civilization#pkciv#evbo#seawatt gaming#clownpierce#seavbo#mcyt#comic#croudjay draws#this comic took years off my life#((i regret coloring this orz))#anyway this comic was inspired by rain paris' cover of good luck babe#why that cover specifically? idk
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when louis skips saturdays, a part of me dies a little
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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something about marine biology and benefits
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#the character voice on this is loose because 1 its extremely quick and a joke and 2 i really like the word jackass sorry#worth a lot to remember that after the pressure is off they probably have the exact fucking same sense of humour lol#in stars and time spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#doodlebyte#not tagging this up the whole way bc its just a quick doodle lol thats why my panels r all wonky lmao#the heights r so inconsistent here babe it was all i could to wrack my brain and not destroy the 180 rule#anyway. loop: [wakes up from nonextance] oh okay . fuck this [walks into the ocean] oh come ONNNNNN
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You want me to turn on automatic software updates? The thing that made Murderbot commit mass murder?
#shout out to the Joann app for constantly making me update before I can access coupons#why you doing that to me babe?#(guess who didn't have the willpower to hold off on her Murderbot reread for one more month)#mine#update: twelve hours later I’ve decided this is still funny so I’ll use a few fandom tags#The Murderbot Diaries#Murderbot#tmd#greatest hits#3450 notes before first dumb comment
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!
#14 days with you#to be tagged later#Sometimes a team is just Sephiroth; some random flower girl; and a dragoon from FFXIV#Like....... Look me in my eyes and tell me that one of Jiyan's abilities isn't just stardiver /silly#Anyways!! Sharing dis on my main only because it's just a sketch and doesn't feel ''official'' enough for da 14DWY blog#If I come back to this piece + retouch/put more effort into it maybe I'll reupload it there instead#But ya!! Any inconsistencies in Scar's outfit is because I was too busy staring at Taoqi <3#There was also absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why I drew Ren as Scar specifically too—#—Other than the fact that he WOULD rock da onigiri strip (RIP T_T) /ij /silly#Plus I was going to draw [REDACTED] as (WUWA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!) Geshu but?? Babes I don't think the timeline works out??#I really saw the marks in the same spot and was like “oh!! they're the same person :3” LIKE GIRL NO?? This is what happens when you skip cs#Geshu is still my number 1 next to Taoqi though (in terms of design) <3 I have a type teehee#Mayhaps I will draw [REDACTED] after all...... (It's currently 3pm and I'm nowhere near my tablet)#Also also!! A treat for those who've read this far: Day 3.5 will be made public very soon!! It's pride month n I wanna celebrate—#—With everyone's fave demi/pansexual enby (who sometimes does a bit of stalking) (as a treat) (he's a yandere)#Violet's birthday is also June 10!! Early birthday gift!! Yippeee!!#Ok I'll shuddup now <3
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Steve who struggles to read people. Who ended up in the popular crowd cuz he’d occasionally make blunt remarks or answer a little too honestly, and people mistook that for haughtiness.
Steve who was seen as ‘cool’ because if anyone tried to bully him he’d shoot back wise cracks, not realizing the other was trying to belittle him. And people ate it up. Thought he was funny. Steve who serves as good as he gets, who can take a joke. Steve who’s cool.
Steve who struggles to know when someone is truly mad or just playing around. Who doesn’t pick up on someone being passive aggressive.
And Eddie who never beats around the bush. Who wears his heart on his sleeve, who says exactly what’s on his mind. Who’s so expressive and real that Steve doesn’t have to wonder if he’s missing something, if Eddie is saying one thing but means the other.
Robin who is just the same. Who doesn’t belittle him when he asks what people mean, or takes something literal. He doesn’t feel like he’s an idiot when she corrects him either.
#love reading fics when Steve takes something literally#someone will say some shit like ‘I gotta go see a man about a dog’ and he’ll be like !! you’re getting a dog?!#and Robin is usually the one that’s like no-babe#it’s something people say when they want to leave#Steve: why don’t they just say that#Robin: idk people are weirdos#steddie#steddie headcanon#platonic stobin#stobin headcanon#bee speaks
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Prince Rupert's drop (noun):
A teardrop-shaped bubble of glass with a long, sharp tail, made by rapidly cooling a drop of molten glass in water, which is very strong under pressure at the head, but disintegrates explosively when the tail is broken.
#why does my brain work the way it works...#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#galaxy duo save me#wake up babe new life series symbolism just dropped#trafficblr#double life#life series#mel's silly stuff
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Oliver saying Buck has never had to work to get a love interest, oh I want to see Buck so giddy and clumsy and awkward and just completely out of sorts when he finally realizes he has a crush on Eddie. So much so that the rest of the fire fam looks at him like “Boy, are you good???” 😭
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#why are you suddenly stuttering around Eddie?#why are you so clammy babe?#buddie#911 spoilers#Evan Buckley
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doodles i did for theseus' guide when chapter 2 was first written a month ago :3
id like to take the blame for ford being hit with the cowboy beam but it's just a more refined version of stumps original design ideas. all of the details on the outfit have a purpose! except the quartz necklace. that ones just for fun
#gf theseus' guide#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#m.png#he was originally grimacing in the design drawing but then i was like. no. hes a goober.#now the people can know that theres just a stupid level of detail sewn into all his clothes#are the details anything? in the fiction yeah but for me drawing them theyre just whatever shapes were easiest#as i was writing these tags out of nowhere stump just said 'why does he have a jo crystal?'#'he doesnt. he has a normal crystal. for normal activities'#thanks for the tags babe#weird how perfectly timed that was#you heard it here folks NOT a JO crystal
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is it horrifically fond to have proven in Prema and Alpine socmed that you're fully able to yap and be rowdy and stupid and even dance around unprompted and are also known for your bland expressions and sarcasm that you know works a treat with fans esp when you do something dorky
but ff to 2024 and you spend 75% of a 40sec video with the guy you've been a fan of since you were fourteen just smiling and watching him and forgetting to talk and looking directly into the camera bc the guy is so cute when in reality he's doing nothing but make silly sounds and do the game wrong but you cannot stop smiling and giggling and all your bland stoicism and witty sarcasm just balloon farts out of you bc the kitten-faced boy with elf ears that you told your mom you hope you get as a teammate one day is being just as cute as on his streams but it's happening right in front of you and you'd think after two years you'd be normal about it but here you are
#landoscar#mctwinks#twinklaren#I watched this the first time going oscar#oscar babe you KNOW how to work socmed#you twerked in a sumo costume of your own volition#you worked out skits to do for alpine content when you were bored out of your mind#why are you still like this#inchidentallyanessay
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guess who he’s looking at
#it’s like they don’t even want to try and hide it anymore#not that i’m complaining speak your truth babe 😔✋#but also tell me why he’s the definition of 😍🤭☺️ here#f1#formula 1#las vegas gp 2024#lestappen
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